Hitchhiking Haunts Shirt

Calling all foolish mortals, the Hitchhiking Haunts travel agency is now booking trips to regions beyond. Have your bones been aching to dearly depart somewhere? Are you tired of feeling cramped 6 feet under? Hop in one of our doom buggies for a one way trip to the afterlife. You’ll experience hot and cold running chills, without wall to wall creeps. Load your cadaverous pallor into a hearse and beheaded on down. We’re dying to say farewell.

This soft, tri-blend shirt is available in a range of sizes.

Adult Unisex Tee
Crew Neck

Please allow up to 1 week after purchase for fulfillment of your order.


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